did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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