sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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I need you to use more vowels.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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