I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
