STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
