This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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