Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I smell stomach acid.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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