Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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