I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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