Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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