I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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