Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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