i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
its liver damage thursday
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