No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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