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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic

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  USA! USA! USA!

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"

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• (585): View more from New York

  What's the over under on catching something from your sister?

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross

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• (650): View more from California

  Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is

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