People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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