he puts the penis in happiness.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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