make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize