you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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