it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
well you can't waste a boner
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.