I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.