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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?

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  That would be awkward if he commented on your status

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• (530): View more from California

  Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.

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• (530): View more from California

  the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.

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• (909): View more from California

  She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again

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• (914): View more from New York

  I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back

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• (650): View more from California

  Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.

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