so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.