She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Randomize
