If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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