We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize