could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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