i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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