the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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