u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.