I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.