problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream