i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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