You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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