I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
3 2 1 whiskey
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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