she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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