check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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