Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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