Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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