She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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