Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Every concussion has its silver lining
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
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