ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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