Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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