i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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