I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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