So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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