My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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