Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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