careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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