Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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