I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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