There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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