i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Omg the world wants us to be better people
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.