so that wasnt chicken after all
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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