I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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