Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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