I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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