Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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