OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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