Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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