Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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